Last week I came rolling into my driveway after a trip to the sporting goods store where nearly $60 was extorted from my wallet in the name of a pair of football practice pants for the boy. You’d think my middle school son was going into the friggin’ NFL or something. Being on a tight budget did not make that pair of pants easy to swallow but that quickly became the least of my problems.
As I pulled in, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a blur with a long tail moving quickly from the vicinity of the garbage cans by the house toward the wood pile. It was dark, and from under the wood pile the reflection of two beady eyes, sparkling in my headlights, peered out at me unaware of the wrath about to be unleashed.
I’ve lived in my home for about 20 years and have never seen a live non-bushy tailed vermin on my property. Once there was evidence in the crawl space of an intruder, which basically led to the encapsulation of my home in quarter inch wire mesh and a spitload of poison. The second sighting was the “clean up on aisle 19” a couple years later when we noticed the smell permeating in the kitchen was not jambalaya. The kitchen sits above the crawl space. Suffice it to say, the wire mesh and poison were holding up well.
Anyway, I went to Home Depot the next morning and spoke to some dude there who turned me on to these little green cubes made by Real Kill that I think are designed to turn vermin inside out. The package included a dozen of these babies.
When I got home I put two by the garbage and two by the wood pile. The next morning, three of the four were gone so I set out three more. I went to get my mail that afternoon and damned if all 4 weren’t gone (that’s 7 baits if you are keeping count). So I put out two more (I reduced the perimeter of my assault to the garbage cans only). Next morning, they were gone, so I put two more out and then we headed away for the weekend.
Now here’s the thing, I’m starting to wonder if my property has been overrun by an unseen army of long tailed vermin or if squirrels are going to start dropping from the trees. When we returned from being out of town, the two goodie bars were gone so I put the final treat out. I was pleased the next morning when it was still there. It remained there through two more nights but then disappeared. Now I’m out of bait. And still wondering.
Back to Home Depot for more reinforcement.
If you have read this far, you may be scratching your head and asking where is this going and what does it have to do with Health Savings Accounts? You may be thinking, “better him than me.” You may be wondering, “where can I get a deal on those little green cubes?”
Let me start with the first question. In consumer driven health, and specifically if you have a high deductible health plan with an HSA, often times with your health, as the saying goes, the best defense is a good offense. It is good to take care of your “house” even when everything appears to be fine or if there are just minor indications of problems. You will likely save yourself a lot of headaches down the road if you take good care of your health. You will also likely save yourself money by not letting your problems get out of hand.
As for the second question, you can certainly get the green cubes at The Home Depot, but if you want to get a good deal AND at the same time put a little bit $ into your Health Savings Account in the process, you can go purchase them online at Home Depot through www.myHSArewards.com. My HSA Rewards is a program that enables you to earn a % back of your everyday purchases of thousands of goods from major retailers that is then deposited into your HSA. Definitely check it out and see how it can work for you.
….and you thought with all the talk of vermin, this article was going to be about politics ;- )
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